Say what you want about Uber.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
11/21/2014 at 20:52 • Filed to: None

But it works wonderfully well, a necessary evil. I'm drunk, its raining and I'll be safely home soon.

DISCUSSION (10)

Matthew Phillips > My citroen won't start
11/21/2014 at 20:57

I use it all the time, works great in Nova/DC

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/21/2014 at 21:00

Uber in Brazil?? Probably just a more scary Uber.

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro
11/21/2014 at 21:12

We only have Uber Black here, so black executive sedans and drivers wearing suits. Plus free water, iced tea and candy. And 50% of the time you get in-car free wi-fi

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/21/2014 at 21:14

that's fucking awesome

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro
11/21/2014 at 21:20

And it isn't all that expensive, I just paid 20 bucks for a 20 min 8 mile trip.

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/21/2014 at 21:21

WORTH IT

My citroen won't start > Brian Silvestro
11/21/2014 at 21:26

And sometimes, when you are very lucky and the Uber gods smile upon you, they come in a Sonata. That means rear sunroof and red leather seats.

Brian Silvestro > My citroen won't start
11/21/2014 at 22:00

I just want a Citroen taxi pls

Tohru > My citroen won't start
11/22/2014 at 17:43

So Uber Black means you don't get kidnapped and held for ransom until either your family pays or you end up with a prolapse from the kidnapper's treatment of you?

My citroen won't start > Tohru
11/22/2014 at 17:48

Favela tours and public buses mean that.